Lindsay - She shouts a lot.
Paul - He talks a lot.
Spidey Pete - Ever seen a spider dance while playing the guitar? Spidey's favourite colour is Ale and his shoe size is 3.1415927 ohms.
The Schmoozer - He schmoozes!
Sooz - Don't be deceived by the lack of altitude though, she makes up for it with an abundance of attitude! So be afraid, be very afraid!
Tigger - His top is made of human, his bottom is made of spring.
Charlotte - From the Cotswold hills and valleys, Charlotte enjoys the north west and over to the border.
Ray - Programmed to dance in the Border style, but has a nightmare that he is really Cotswold Morris dancer with brilliant bells and Hankies
Faerie Shell - Brought up by woodland faeries right up until she was too big to fit in the tree, she now cares for the Schmoozer.
Menna - once a quiet, cardigan sensible girl next door, after the Billy & Rake incident she now is obsessed with corsetry & Doc Martins.
Marko - A fellow with an uncanny resemblance to the Artful Dodger, often found asleep between the warmth of two steam engine boilers.
Jane - Lady Jane says, "MOVE IT!"
Lady Flashalot - a shy, retiring, delicate flower.
Lady Bangalot - Boooom! Lady Bangalot likes to make the earth move with a good beating.